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polararts:

You can save all your posts with these instructions
I’ll do it too just to be safe, I honestly don’t remember what I’ve posted here over the years.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

not100bees:

theglowpt2:

sasuke? from hamilton?

i’ve played a few games of dnd, and my favorite class to play is the bard, and my favorite bard spell is vicious mockery, which is essentially where you say a magic yo momma joke and the target takes damage. the type of damage is kinda weird, psychic damage, i never understood that, what the hell is psychic damage? how can that hurt you. i should amend that to say that i never understood that until now when reading this caused me to take psychic damage irl

but what a way to put it

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beveroni:

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

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got-an-ion-you:

dimetrodone:

I wish A Christmas Carol had an even stronger influence on Christmas tradition and ghosts became a symbol of the holiday 

Even better if terrorising the rich into acts of kindness also became a part of Christmas

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judelaw:

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

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huxnothugs:

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shakescene:

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

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pemsylvania:

tumblr survived no nut november and then just decided it shouldnt end

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aintlikethatnow:

storybookhawke:

Tumblr censorship committee: “Is this a male nipple or a female nipple???”

Tumblr: We want to create a positive environment where people feel empowered to embrace their gender and sexuality without shame.

Also Tumblr: Nipples are sinful but only on women :)

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